lordoftheinternet:

i don’t even socialize on this website anymore i just kinda sit here

laughparty:

im still alive but im barely breathing

laughparty:

im still alive but im barely breathing

someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)

nostalgiaultra:

stegosarah:

stegosarah:

what do you call ketchup that can do magic?

A SAUCERER

You’ve ruined summer 2013

thislifeunforgiven:

why are boobs even considered sexual they’re lumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the fuck is sexual about that

bromar:

it says here on your resumé that u ain’t shit?

allkillernofiller:

ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING

sluttyoliveoil:

my biggest risks these days include reblogging a gif before it fully loads and sending an ask off anon

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236iw2h:

go on

kittenc-um:

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

whorville:

If someone’s ever talking to you and you start to get annoyed with what they’re saying, just close your eyes and pretend to be asleep
They’ll stop talking

I’m an annoying piece of shit but at least I’m not tyler oakley

quantemplation:

when u predict the lyrics of a song youve never heard

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